June 2012
23 posts
?If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.? - Dolly Parton
A little @keaneoffical w Chaplin crooning during a morning thunderstorm? #lovely #dontmindifido
Life is short. We might as well be beautiful about it.
@VideodromeDisco - without a doubt this is a masterpiece -
FRI AUG 17: The Starlets return (yeah I know the date changed) with a free early show & party to preview new music. Details soon.
“There is no unfvcking up the shit once the shit is fvcked up.” - Grover Cleveland
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.” - Steve Martin
#Google can harvest my mundane chat content all it wants, if they’d just produce an easy-to-use chat hub. #Meebo :(
Is a “Next Big Thing” article or “Best New Artist” award often - or always - the kiss of death to a budding career?
My kingdom for 3 raw oysters and a Ketel 1 martini. (…it’s a small kingdom)
Precinct - Union Sq - Somerville - @As_the_Sparrow - folking hot up in this b!tch
#ALIEN scared the sh!t out me as a kid. So, of course, I’m seeing #PROMETHEUS tonight. Bring on the repressed childhood trauma!
Don’t be upset If I’ve nothing to say to you; just tell all your friends you left me speechless.
“Don’t cry because it’s over…smile because it happened.” - Gabriel García Márquez
Happy Boston Gay Pride you gorgeous things! See? No Deborah Cox = No rain. #itoldyouso ;)
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.” - Marcus Aurelius
the love…the echoes of long ago…I needed the world to know: (tonight) I’m seeing #XANADU
Best to assume most people make no sense. That way when someone DOES, you can be pleasantly surprised rather than frequently disappointed.
When I’m too happy with my achievements, I drive thru the zillionaire hood of the #02138; that usually knocks me back down a few pegs.
“I started with the firm conviction that…I wanted to be regretting the things that I had done, not the things I hadn’t.” - Michael Caine
I would be totally fine if “pictures or it didn’t happen” was made into a law.
Since there’s ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER, I feel better about my script for POPE BENEDICT PEDOPHILE ENABLER
May 2012
22 posts
I’m usually sympathetic, but #whine about anything & I will do my best to get a sick thrill out of things not going your way.
“The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.” - Joe Orton
I know why the caged bird drinks.
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” - Noel Coward
I didn’t take home an Elliot Norton Award (my nomination alone was a mindblower), but had an amazing, love-filled night.
Limousines arriving. Incidents occurring.
2 things that would really improve my nights out: a chauffer & a chaperone.
Dim all the lights, sweet darling. R.I.P. homegirl Donna Summer.
If you hear “eleven” in any type of British accent & don’t immediately think of SPINAL TAP, we probably won’t get along.
Be #thankful for the jerks. They often #inspire you to be better, and become the juiciest chapters of your #autobiography.
What would Andrew Jackson do?
SATURDAY AUGUST 4: tell everyone else you have plans. The Future Starlets return. Details soon.
Nobody on blackpeoplemeet.com is buying my vitiligo claim.
I hope [insert name here] gets a #RustyVenture this weekend.
@alfranken makes me want to move to Minnesota. Yes, I’m #proud of @BarackObama
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It’s good for the economy: Gay marriage = 10% increase in business for the wedding AND divorce industries. Everyone gets a trophy!
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Why would I ever want my own marriage? I get enough joy hearing so many people complain about theirs. That said, NC u make me sad.
Trying to convince someone you are something tells them one thing: you’re not.
All I want to do is drink Cheladas & wash cars. I need to start a Mexican bar & car wash.
On earth we only ever see one side of the moon. Ever. So…its rotation is exactly in sync w its revolution?!? I’m still baffled.
“A man begins to die when he ceases to expect anything from tomorrow.” - Abraham Miller
“The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our actions.” - Jean-Baptiste André Godin
April 2012
24 posts
No good day off goes unpunished.
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TODAY, 2PM: final performance of THE FANTASTICKS - great cast & crew - it’s been a pleasure - http://bit.ly/Hgctrq
” ‘no’ means ‘yes’, and ‘yes’ means ‘anal’ ” - Hector Flores
I now use my wedding, anniversary, or children as reasons for declining invitations…even though I’ve none of those things.
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TONIGHT: Rita Gardner (of the original FANTASTICKS cast) will see our show & do a Q&A. yeah…no pressure. http://bit.ly/Hgctrp
